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SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA’s GURU

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Finally SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA has revealed name of his guru. And he is
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Rajnikanth

Mind it!

Rajnikant doesnt need Water Supply Connection in His House

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Rajnikant doesnt need Water Supply Connection in His House
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He Mixes Hydrogen n Oxygen where ever he wants It !!!!!

Rajni And his Coin

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Once Rajnikanth was standing in his balcony and suddenly his coin fell down,
He went down to pick his coin but
the coin was not there… why….
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cuz, RAJINIKANT reached before the coin
Rajini RockSSssssSS !!!!! :D

once rajnikanth and bhagwan had a fight

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once rajnikanth and bhagwan had a fight
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n nw bhagwan abhi uper hai!!!
lolzzz!

RajniKanth Wish you Happy New Year

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December 2012 — why Mayan calendar ends here.
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Rajnikant’s calendar starts from here..

Wish you happy 2013 from Rajnikant Jokes Team

rajnikant is farted…

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“Once upon a time, Rajnikanth farted.
It is known as Bhopal gas tragedy.”

rajnikant kicked was stone!!!

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rajnikant ones kicked a stone and dat stone is now known as sri-lanka!

rajnikanth was child ….

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“once ,when rajnikanth was child ,he gave to a child to one of his drawing of a girl in his class who’s name was Mona……..
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today that child’s name is leonardo da vinci.”

Rajnikant house outside is black man…

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“One day Rajni went to africa,
he saw a black man outside his house and asked,
a kon??? from that day the man is known as akon!!!!!!”

LIGHT had COME 2ND!!!!!!

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“One Day Rajnikanth took part in 100m race,
obviously he came 1ST, but Einstein died,
Cause LIGHT had COME 2ND!!!!!!”

Rajnikanth is fact:

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“The Rajni fact:

Rajnikant is the only one who knows those 2 persons

Who shake hand on Nokia Mobile Phone”

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.

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“Must read- Some more
interesting
facts abt Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the
bullet`s funeral.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in
Pakistan `via
Bluetooth`.
When Rajni was a student,
teachers used to
bunk classes.
Rajnikanth can draw a straight
line with a
compass.
Rajnikanth knows who let the
dogs out.
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in
Richter
scale.
The new Rupee symbol is actually
Rajnikanth`s signature.
When God watched Robot, he
said,` Oh my
Rajnikanth!`.
Rajnikanth has a statue of
Madame
Tussauds at his house.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
Rajnikanth participated in 100m
race,
obviously he came first, but
Einstein died
watching that coz Light came
second.
Intel`s new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.”

xii student was ignoe in rajnikanth message??

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“jai rajnikanth .lll send this message to 150 people ……..please don’t ignore that ..once a boy studying in class xii ignore this guess what happened
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his class x result was changed into fail……….so mind it”

“rajni was product in ice cube”

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rajini can produce fire by rubbing to ice cubes

concept of helicopter was found!!!

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“Once Rajnikanth was sitting under a fan, in a 10 floor building……
Suddenly fire broke and dere was no way of exit, exept d window……
SuperRajni , uprooted the fan and jumped out of d window…
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Hence concept of helicopter was found……”

rajnikant was save fuels

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“DHOOM 3 . .
Hrithik & Amir are on BIKE with speed of.. 2000 km/hr . & . suddenly.. Rajnikanth overtakes them with CYCLE & says..
“”Yenna RascaLaa.. Save FuelLaa.. :D Use CycleLaa..”" =)”

rajnikant macdonalds me dosa khane gaye

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“once rajnikanth went to macdonalds and asked for a dosa to ronald .he refused .
till date ronald is sitting out of his own restarant “

‘I love the way you lie’

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once things got ugly between Eminem n Rajni. Eminem said ‘I’m not afraid’………….To which Rajni replied ‘I love the way you lie’

RAJNIKANT MEDICAL COLLAGE OF ENGINEERING & COMMERCE

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“after so much of love from his fan….RAJNIKANT started education institution in chennai….

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till date…no student taken the admission…………………….coz?
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they r confused??????
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bcoz his education institution name is
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RAJNIKANT MEDICAL COLLAGE OF ENGINEERING & COMMERCE
(we make here good economist & artist)”

Titanic part – 2

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The Film Titanic part – 2 Was directed in Rajni’s Bathtub !!

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Rajnikanth doesn’t see his watch. He decides what time it is.

Rajnikanth created the world

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I am a firm believer that Rajnikanth created the world because he had one full minute of free time once

Rajnikanth was playing cricket

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Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket match in monsoon, so the rain had to be cancelled due to the match

Rajinikanth is taking care of all Pregnant ladies

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“All the maternity hospitals has no delivery patient.
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Because Rajinikanth is taking care of all Pregnant ladies…..”

Rajinikant can talk in all languages

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“Rajinikant can talk in all languages

including

Basic, COBOL, C++”

Latest Scientific Discovery

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Latest Scientific Discovery-”Big bang was caused by Rajinikant bursting a cracker on diwali”.

the earth rotates

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Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

Rajinikanth was born

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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

maalik se savdhan

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“rajnikanth ke kutte ke ghar par likha hai
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maalik se savdhan”

GOOGLE waz born

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rajnikanth wanted 2 share his knowledge,so GOOGLE waz born

I am Kant,Rajnikant

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once james bond shoots a person and says
I am bond James Bond’
climax:
but the person catches the bullet throws back to Bond and bond dies,
and the person says
I am Kant,Rajnikant

the great wall of china

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“ones rajni was bulding a fort he just built its compound
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2day it is known as great wall of china”

Once upon a time in Bermuda

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Once upon a time Bermuda Triangle used to be known as Bermuda Square. Legend says that, there was a rift between the gods and Rajnikanth, as the gods decided to stay on this earth. This decision angered Rajnikanth immensely. Later on both of them decided to battle against each other in Bermuda Square. On the day of the battle, Rajnikanth kicked one of the islands of Bermuda Square which was the army base of the gods towards the sky. Thus resulting in Bermuda Triangle. But this part of the island went up very high and got stuck between Mars and Jupiter and broke into billions of pieces, which is today known as the Asteroid Belt. The gods got scared of him and never dared to come back on earth.
Moral: You don’t mess with Rajnikanth because Rajnikanth messes with you. Mind it!

Rajnikanth’s mother without having sex!!!!

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“Rajnikanth’s mother conceived him without having sex!!!!
Do u knw y???
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kisi mai ka lal mein itna dum nahi ki woh rajnikanth ki maa ko chod de!!!”

comsumption of 3 states in 1 year…

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“rajnikanth eats 1 lakh crore food in one week

which is

the comsumption of 3 states in 1 year….
that’s why he iz callled rajnikanth
U ROCK BOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!………☺☺☺☺☺☺”

“BLACK HOLE”

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“once rajnikant closed all the lights of his room …
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BLACK HOLE..”

Rajni was still living!!!

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“once rajni was living

and he is still living”

Rajnikant purse fall down

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“once rajinikanth was flying in helicopter via switzerland and his purse fall down
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what happen??????????
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.taoday that place is called swiss bank”

rajnikant donate his eyes!!

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“Rajni decide to donate his eyes,
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for nasa to make new HD telescope”

who kild Osama Bin Laden!

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“ROBIN BROWN
ANDY PHILIP
JAKOB MURPHY
NORMAN GRACE
IAN KEPLING

Recognz dis guys?
These r names of those Navy Seals who kild Osama Bin Laden!
Now U’ll b Wondern y m I sharing this with u? Stop wondering & just put 2gethr da 1st letters of der names;I think u’ll get da point… … …”

rajnikant shower band karna bhul gaye!!!

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“26 july 2005 ko mumbai be badh aayi charo taraf pani hi pani
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11 Feb 2011 ko Japan me Tsunami fir charo taraf pani hi pani
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Q K
nahane ke bad Rajnikant Shower band karna bhul gaye.”

THE GREAT WALL OF CHAINA

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“Rajnikant ne videsh me jamin kharidi
aur uske charo taraf Wall Compound banaya

Aaj ham us Wall Compound ko
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THE GREAT WALL OF CHAINA
ke nam se jante he.”

Rajnikant make a mobail!

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kaRajnint make a mobail!
Mobail Name-R1
Video Format-
mp5,mp6
Audio Format-
mp7,up8,Ap9
Internal Memory-
Unlimited
Blacktooth
redtooth
Whitetooth
Scaner
Printer all available
4G,5G Speed
Camera-
1000mega block buster pixel
No need to Sim card
Roming no anywhere just on Planet PLUTO
Charger – NO
Charge on air
Speaker- DJ Quality
Screen- 32 inch
Internet-Free till Death

Rajinikanth saw the India match

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Rajinikanth already saw the match in his dream last night and he saw India had won. Today he just came to watch the highlights!

news repoter &rajnikant

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“news reporter : don’t u think bad , evryone cracks jokes on you…
rajnikant : do u think they all were jokes…:P

yenna rascallas ,,,,mind it :P

“once a bull tried 2 mess with rajnikanth”

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“once a bull tried 2 mess with rajnikanth!!!!!!!!!!
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sins dan da bull is on da emblem of Lamborghini :-) ;-P”

“bill gates & rajnikant “

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Once bill gates said rajini that it takes 30 mins for him to travel from one corner to the other corner of his house. rajini smiled and said if he travels from corner to other corner of his house then ” ROAMING CHARGES APPLIES”

“WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student”

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“WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student

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?Teachers used to bunk class…”

“rajnikant in U.S.”

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“Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….

That building is now known as…

…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)

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